OK OK, IF YOU READ MY BLOG, AND FOLLOW ME YOU WILL REMEMBER A ENTRY ABOUT BEING A LIAR! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, GO TO MY ARCHIVES, READ IT, THEN FINISH READING THIS ENTRY!
WELL, TODAY, WAS THE BIG MORNING TO "MANSCAPE", SO OUT COMES MY PEANUT! I'M CLEANING IT ALL, I'M GOING TO VEGAS NEXT WEEK, AND WANT TO LOOK GOOD IN MY SUIT AT MANDALAY BEACH! I NEEDED TO CLEAN UP SOME AREAS! HERE I GO, SLOWLY CLEANING UP AROUND MY PELVIS, AND INNER THIGH! OUCH OUCH FUCK! MY BALLS! (SORRY FOR THE BAD LANGUAGE) I TIPPED MY BALL SACK, WITH THE PEANUT! I KNOW, TO MUCH INFO! BLOOD EVERYWHERE, PAIN LIKE YOU NEVER WOULD KNOW. I NEVER HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. OUCH AHHAAHGOAHAGHLOLSHOAHAHAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BLAME IT ON CHARMA, IF I WAS HONEST AND NOT A LIAR! THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED! UGH CHARMA IS A BITCH! SORRY FOR THE GRAPHICS, BUT I WANTED YOU TO FEEL MY PAIN.
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